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meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

darlingbenny:

whenever i read posts that diss johnlock as a ship and get me all >:( i just think of this

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and i feel better again

consulting-time-captain:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING

IT’S COMING BACK IT’S COMING BACK IT’S COMING BACK

tuxedoandex:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

FINISH READING IT. THIS IS AMAZING.

cptainsteverogers:

dbvictoria:

The trifecta of Marvel Chrises will soon be complete.

CHRIS EVANS BETTER DO IT OMGG

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

keatsandkittens:

i’m sure this has been done a million times by a million people but i just could not help myself. happy valentine’s day, everyone!

thesugarquills:

"Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it."

-Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

(I found his bookstore!!!!!)

asks:
Maybe you should be flirting with me but here's what I got... hey baby wanna make a baby

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been told to use protection 

Anonymous
asks:
But I have zero good lines lol

That’s quite alright! But between you and me…if you were a tree, I’d hug you

jfc ferguson is looking like the purge, but reversed and racist