Curse you third person
whenever i read posts that diss johnlock as a ship and get me all >:( i just think of this
and i feel better again
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
FINISH READING IT. THIS IS AMAZING.
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
FUCKING THANK YOU!!
i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible.
i’m sure this has been done a million times by a million people but i just could not help myself. happy valentine’s day, everyone!
"Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it."
-Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
(I found his bookstore!!!!!)
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been told to use protection
That’s quite alright! But between you and me…if you were a tree, I’d hug you